gremanda

Last night, Amanda and I were reading through our old text messages to each other.   We realized a few things: (1) conversations over SMS don’t make a whole lot of sense, even to the people having them; (2) because of that — or despite it — our text conversations alternate between funny and surreal; and (3) we are quite possibly the world’s most sickening couple (in a good way, of course.)

So I had a brilliant idea.  Why not share snippets of our private SMS conversations with all the grefandas?  Admit it, you’d do the same…

Here, in what I hope will be the first of many dispatches from Gremanda SMS-land, comes a nice little tidbit from December of last year.  This is the entire conversation, beginning to end (including the time stamps.)  Nothing is omitted or edited.  In fact, it’s the only SMS conversation we had on the date in question.  If something seems out of context, that only means there wasnt any context in the first place.    Enjoy…

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December 5, 2008  3:58pm

Greg: Getting on the road.  I’ll call you later or you can call me when your party ends. <333

December 5, 2008  6:18pm

Amanda:  Lovey.  Where are you?

December 5, 2008  6:35pm

Greg:  Btwn New Haven and Hartford.

Amanda: You’re sexy.  I love you and I want to kiss your mouth.

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So there you have it, people.  Amanda clearly has a different definition of “sexy” than any I’m familiar with, but when I finally got to Boston she did, in fact, kiss my mouth.  Rowr.